💥 I Only Fear Two Things: God and My Wife – Christian Humor T-Shirt
“I only fear two things: God and my wife, and you are neither.”
This bold Christian humor tee blends faith, strength, and a little lighthearted truth. With rugged distressed text and a patriotic accent, it’s perfect for men who stand firm in faith, love their wives, and aren’t afraid to show both. A fun yet meaningful shirt that gets laughs while keeping priorities in order — God first, family next, and fear nowhere in sight.
⭐ Product Details
Premium Heavy Cotton Tee: Built tough and dependable
100% Cotton Fabric: Tightly knit for crisp design details and long-lasting colors
Durable Build: Reinforced shoulders keep their shape after repeated washes
Heather Variants: Cotton–poly blend for a softer feel and textured look
🧵 Fit & Feel
Classic unisex fit with a comfortable crew neckline
Breathable cotton for everyday wear
Great for casual days, cookouts, and conversations that start with a grin
🎁 Perfect For
Husbands who proudly love God and their wife
Christian men with a sense of humor and strong faith
Father’s Day, birthdays, or fun church events
A conversation starter for any occasion